Why are the Christians the only ones who feel it necessary to make asses of themselves? When was the last time you saw a Buddhist on the TV with crazy makeup talking about the end of times asking for donations? I’m kind of ignorant on this, but do any other religions have tithing? Do they say you need to give them money or your soul will burn in eternal damnation?
I watched South Park: Passion of the Jew tonight and cracked up! I wish more people could take their religion with a grain of salt. Come on, the Bible’s been around for EVER, it’s not like some punk is going to loose his soul and set the world on fire. Does it really matter that an elementary kid wants to read some Harry Potter instead of Corinthians? Oh MY GOD, he’s lettin’ the DEVIL IN! AHHHH!
People discuss how crazy the terrorist are since they want to blow someone up for 77 virgins. Don’t we have white supremacists hanging black people and shooting anyone who doesn’t have blue eyes? They believe in the Bible, right? It’s good Christians that mutilate gay people because that’s not “God’s Plan.” Lighten up.
By the way, I once had a preacher tell me he saw demons in my eyes. How fun is that? I’ve got a case of the demons! Lord Jesus!
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If you’d like an example of Six Flag’s Over Jesus go check out some of the stuff Jack Van Impe talks about. I dare not link to it for he would then seek the holy water on my servers. That man is crazy! But, people LOVE him. There are little old ladies all over the country sending him their social security checks so he’ll pray for them and heal their ills. Psycho! But the man can spit out some scripture! He can take some versus, put ‘em in a bag and shake up some shit! Let’s pull in a little old testament, a little new testament, a dash of KJV, a sprinkle of NIV and it’s a Jesus cake! Better than Martha Stewert!
Sorry people, I’m just not religious. Is StarTrek on?
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